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fact[0] = 'What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.'
fact[1] = 'When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.'
fact[2] = 'Obama can clap with one hand.'
fact[3] = 'During a fraternity prank, Obama once had sex with a Peterbilt. The result was Optimus Prime.'
fact[4] = 'Obama is ashamed of his birth certificate because it does not explicitly state "virgin birth."'
fact[5] = 'Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold.'
fact[6] = 'If you spell BARACK in Scrabble, you win. Forever.'
fact[7] = 'Obama is so smart that he knows Victoria´s Secret.'
fact[8] = 'Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.'
fact[9] = 'When a lay person sneezes in the presence of Obama, he responds with a sincere ´I bless you´.'
fact[10] = 'Every time Obama talks about change, a homeless person´s cup fills up with nickels.'
fact[11] = 'Obama wears his hair very short so it doesn´t get caught in his turban.'
fact[12] = 'Obama´s famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by Countrywide Home Loans.'
fact[13] = 'Obama is 50% typical White person.'
fact[14] = 'Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Obama.'
fact[15] = 'Obama signed his stimulus package bill at the same desk where Bill got his package stimulated.'
fact[16] = 'Obama overpays his taxes because he believes the government will find a better use for his money than he ever could.'
fact[17] = 'Obama is usually late to press conferences because it takes more time to put makeup on 2 faces.'
fact[18] = 'Obama changes a light bulb by simply holding it up while the world revolves around him.'
fact[19] = 'Obama can divide by zero.'
fact[20] = 'When Obama relaxes at home with his family he switches to a British accent.'
fact[21] = 'Obama has to maintain his slender figure otherwise he wouldn´t be able to walk on water.'
fact[22] = 'At the innauguration, Obama asked Springsteen not to sing "Born in the USA."'
fact[23] = 'Monica Lewinsky owns an "I Barack for Obama" bumper sticker.'
fact[24] = 'Everything Obama touches begins to vote Democrat... Then applies for food stamps and housing assistance.'
fact[25] = 'More dead people voted for Obama than for any other Democrat candidate in the history of Chicago politics.'
fact[26] = 'The tingle that crawled up Chris Matthews´ leg has taken control of his brain and is reporting a full preparedness to take over the world.'
fact[27] = 'Obama can make a person faint by simply pointing at them and saying "Booya".'
fact[28] = 'US Mail Service published Obama´s resume on a new first class stamp.'
fact[29] = 'In the movies, Obama´s part is played by Pauley Shore.'
fact[30] = 'On his birthday, Obama randomly selects one lucky sick child and cures them with his touch.'
fact[31] = 'Obama used to spell his name as Ubama but changed it to avoid confusion with Usama bin Laden.'
fact[32] = 'The square root of Obama is taxation.'
fact[33] = 'Obama wrote "Stairway to Heaven" and many other songs popular among the downtrodden.'
fact[34] = 'In the Fall, Obama reminds all liberals to set their environmental argument rhetoric from "Global Warming" to "Climate Change."'
fact[35] = 'According to Einstein´s theory of relativity, Obama can actually raise the deficit yesterday.'
fact[36] = 'Scientists discovered that a constant repetition of "hope" and "change" increases the size of penis´ in male patients by up to three inches.'
fact[37] = 'Any sentence containing the name "Obama" and ending in a question mark is racist. The only exception: "Is there any way Obama could be more perfect?"'
fact[38] = 'Obama smokes so you don´t have to.'
fact[39] = 'Obama´s blood type is Carbon Postitive.'
fact[40] = 'Obama once downed a Fox News satellite simply by pointing to the heavens and yelling "BOOM!"'
fact[41] = 'Obama´s children are the result of his teleprompter freezing prior to the crucial "pull out" line.'
fact[42] = 'In Portland, Oregon, Obama fed a multitude of 75 thousand with five government subsidy forms and two rolls of red tape.'
fact[43] = 'Although sealed, Obama´s GPA in college is reported by MSNBC to be 15.8.'
fact[44] = 'When Obama smiles, somewhere in America a door opens to an abortion clinic.'
fact[45] = 'The Bible was originally titled "Obama and Friends"'
fact[46] = 'When Obama stomps his foot, a sweatshop closes in Asia, with thousands of kids in the streets asking America to send them money, food, and medicine.'
fact[47] = 'Obama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.'
fact[48] = 'Obama can judge a book by its cover.'
fact[49] = 'Obama can only eat one Lay´s potato chip.'
fact[50] = 'Obama doesn´t seek the truth, he puts an end to hurtful opinions.'
fact[51] = 'It takes a wise man to use own words, but an even wiser man to use words spoken by others. And then there´s Obama.'
fact[52] = 'Loosely translated, "Soetoro" means ´One whose origins cannot be verified´.'
fact[53] = 'As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Obama."'
fact[54] = 'Obama´s economic plan: No taxes, no progress. Little taxes, little progress. Great taxes, great progress.'
fact[55] = 'Obama once counted to infinity... TWICE.'
fact[56] = 'Obama´s economic policy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.'
fact[57] = 'Obama can weld titanium with his urine stream.'
fact[58] = 'When Obama was five he fixed Social Security, but George W. Bush broke it again on purpose.'
fact[59] = 'In second grade Obama developed a concrete plan to save the children. When George W. Bush heard about it, he killed the children and exiled Obama´s family to Hawaii.'
fact[60] = 'Although sealed, Obama´s GPA in college is reported by MSNBC to be 15.8.'
fact[61] = 'Obama wrote the United States Constitution that gave all power to the downtrodden, but George W. Bush replaced it with a version that gives all power to corporations.'
fact[62] = 'Obama owns an expensive Sleep Number Bed, but prefers to sleep on his cross.'
fact[63] = 'When Obama buys caviar he always tries to get the one that is runny and tastes fishy, because that´s the kind of caviar that the downtrodden eat.'
fact[64] = '"Brokeback Mountain" is not a fictional movie. It´s a documentary outlining Obama´s tax policy.'
fact[65] = 'Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Obama´s words make Chris Matthews´ legs tingle.'
fact[66] = 'Obama is so smart, he can watch "60 minutes" in 10.'
fact[67] = 'Staring at Obama for extended periods of time without proper eye protection causes blindess. Ironically, it is NOT covered under his health care bill.'
fact[68] = '70% of a human´s weight is water. 70% of Obama´s weight is his ego.'
fact[69] = 'Loosely translated, "Soetoro" means ´One whose origins cannot be verified´.'
fact[70] = 'What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.'
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