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Harry Reid says to pass stimulus package or men will beat women!

by Al S. 23. February 2010 04:56

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) suggested Monday that domestic violence by men has increased due to U.S. joblessness. Now, I understand that the stress of being unemployed can lead to confrontations and fights within families, but to say that this bill needs to pass so that domestic violence can be quelled is laughable, even for Democrats.

Reid, speaking in the midst of a Senate debate over whether to pass a $15 billion package meant to spur job creation, appeared to argue that joblessness would lead to more domestic violence.

"I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand," Reid said on the Senate floor. "Why? Men don't have jobs."

So, according to Reid’s logic, we must spend billions more dollars on a do nothing bill that will only add to our deficit while providing, at most, temporary jobs that will be gone soon after the appropriation is spent… So that way domestic abuse will end?!?! Why not just spend a few million dollars on increased resources to better thwart and prosecute domestic violence cases? That way, we save billions and domestic violence gets some well needed resources assigned directly to it.

I’m guessing that when your trying to sell a turd, you advertise it as anything but a turd. Why not say it will make the sun shine brighter and cure cancer? Instead of arguing the perceived merits of the bill, they try and hide the garbage by disguising it as helping with domestic violence. I’m waiting for the Democrats to throw in that old yarn about how it’s “for the children.”

I love his comment about how recently domestic violence “…has gotten out of hand,” like there is some acceptable level of domestic violence that can be overlooked before something needs to be done. What an idiot.

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Bawny Fwank gets upset when confronted with facts

by Al S. 11. June 2009 07:13

Awwww. Did Barney get offended when someone dare to confront him with facts and figures than ask him to explain himself? Seems so.

Barney Frank, the illegitimate son of Judy Dench and Elmer Fudd, couldn’t quite comprehend the complexities of the knee jerk plan to limit what corporate executives are paid. Of course the host will now be reprimanded much like the poor guy who stood on the floor of the NYSE and exclaimed his frustration with a poorly planned stimulus package that NObama crammed down our throats.

In other words, this feigned outrage is being touted by Frank as a ‘shareholder rights’ bill, but is in reality a government oversight and intrusion bill. When called on that fact, Frank gets his panties in a bunch and storms off saying “…diff inavoo id oba” (this interview is over).

Does this tool understand how the whole shareholder / board of directors / executive relationship and responsibilities work? Obviously not or he and his boyfriend wouldn’t have to run an illegal male brothel out of their basement! (I’m not being mean here, he actually did run a brothel out of his home with his boytoy back in the 90’s).

Here’s something these Capitalism challenged know nothings didn’t think of… If you limit the pay of executives, how are they going to pay those high taxes your counting on for free health care? Dumbass.

Frank still needs to answer for the crimes against this country stemming from his disastrous ‘leadership’ of Fannie / Freddie. It is so well documented that I am not going to repeat the whole argument here, but he needs to answer for his gross incompetence and for setting the stage for the current economic situation.

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What a weekend

by Al S. 11. May 2009 03:50

It’s been a while since the last post, and a lot has happened since then. I’ll skip the old news and get to the hot topic of the weekend. At  Saturday’s White House Correspondents Dinner in DC, America’s mistake was so enthralled with the hatred spewing from Wanda Sykes mouth that he couldn’t stop laughing. Now, I understand it’s an event that was to poke fun at people, but this low brow entertainment reached a new low when 2 jokes were told that not just angered many on the right, but drew gales of “WTF’s” from the usually morally bereft media in attendance. I thought the agenda for a ‘roast’ type situation was to make jokes at the expense of the honoree? Not in this case. Sykes just stroked Obama’s already bulging ego and chose to mock those not in attendance.


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It’s “Insensitive and Uninformed Night at The Apollo.” 

Joke number 1: "I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight." Really. How about phrasing the joke to say "I think Hussein Obama was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on cocaine he missed his flight." After all, Barry is an admitted coke-head. Wouldn’t that have been more in line with the expected ‘roast’ type format of the evening?

Joke number 2: “ I hope his kidney’s fail”. First of all, this Lefty got her facts wrong… par for the course for libtards that have to skew the facts and quote out of context so that it fits their demented view of the world. Rush said that he hopes his policies fail. Any person that actually listened to or read the transcript would know that to be the fact. But I guess these liberals were too busy burning the dissenting written word than actually reading it.

The sad thing is to see America’s mistake chuckling like a buffoon in the background. Keep laughing you one term pariah. I guess the text message from George Soros telling him to feign indifference didn’t make it in time.

How about a joke where you wish Ted Kennedy gets a brain tumor? Ha! Look at me! I can be a tolerant and unifying liberal, too. I’ll just sit back and wait for my invitation to the next White House Correspondents Dinner to arrive in the mail.

Once again… welcome to life in Obama’s Amerika. Dissention will NOT be tolerated and a painful death will be wished upon you if you dare question the wisdom of the Chosen One. BTW: This screeching shrew is the spokes-thing for Applebee’s. Take a minute and tell them how you feel about this insensitive and intolerant hate monger as their voice:

http://www.applebees.com/GuestContact.aspx

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Obama’s 100 day report card

by Al S. 28. April 2009 03:40

Lets be honest. How could you give this teleprompting buffoon anything but a ‘D-‘ for his abysmal performance over the last 100 days? I didn’t give a full blown ‘F’ just because he’s new to the job and I thought I’d cut him a little slack.  He has done nothing but put this country on the road to bankruptcy and recklessly expanded government. That doesn’t sound like a great leader to me. In his first 100 days, America’s mistake has a list of ‘accomplishments’:

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America’s mistake fiddles while Rome burns.
  • Went from a $400 Billion deficit to a $9 TRILLION deficit
  • Expanded government to unprecedented levels
  • Taken over the nations largest banks
  • Taken over private companies and is now actively engaged in the hiring / firing of staff
  • Hundreds of thousands more jobs have been lost
  • Tens of thousands more people have lost their homes
  • Has the most corrupt cabinet in modern history
  • Has told the world that America is sorry for being so evil
  • Has yet to prove he is a citizen of this country
  • Embarrassed us repeatedly with foreign policy blunders
  • Bowed before a King!
  • Oh, but the MSM is focused on cutting edge questions like “Is Michelle the tallest first lady?” WOW – What objective and responsible journalism. No wonder newspaper subscriptions are tanking and liberal mouthpiece networks like CNN and MSNBC cannot muster a show worthy of respectable ratings. It’s pretty bad when the stockholders of GE (which owns MSNBC) tell the president of the company that their liberally slanted shows are bankrupting these networks… And then they have the microphones shut off on these dissenters. Welcome to life in Obama’s Amerika. Dissention will not be tolerated as it is the greatest threat to this country. Just ask CrappyNappy.

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    TEA Parties ignite the grass roots Conservative movement

    by Al S. 16. April 2009 12:24

    Wow! What a  day yesterday. Here in Phoenix there were over 5,000 people. You couldn’t get close to the speaking area if you got there after 4pm. I’ve been reading the reports and numbers and there were easily over 1 million people that took to the streets in their communities and towns to protest the rampant and irresponsible spending of this dangerous Administration.

    If you were foolish enough to watch the Communist News Network (CNN), you saw a display of elitist douche bags that snickered at their tea bag joke like a bunch of third graders. What these overeducated doofi (plural of ‘doofus’) didn’t realize was that the term ‘tea’ is actually an acronym for Taxed Enough Already. Now, I’ve had to explain to several uninformed acquaintances who tried to bring up the argument that Obama just gave us a generous $8 to $14 per week tax break, so how could we be feeling taxed enough? Well, what they don’t realize is that the only reason people are getting that piddly amount is because of a change in the withholding rate, not a change in the tax rate. What does this mean? It means that at the end of the year, you will still owe the same amount of taxes, but since the government is withholding less, you might end up owing at the end of the year instead of getting a bit of a refund. Then add to that the painfully obvious admission that in order to pay back America’s mistake’s $9 Trillion budget, there are going to have to be severe adjustments in taxes, whether they be income, sales, or other. But even then, that wasn’t the gist of the gathering. We were there to oppose higher taxes, big bailouts, rampant earmarks, and explosive government growth. They would have known that had they actually taken the time to ask, rather than just knee-jerk a reaction that this is just another ‘Right Wing gathering’.


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    Rep. Gravyskin

    Not everyone enjoyed the TEA Parties, though. Representative Jan Schakowsky from Illinois (go figure) had some scathing words for those that dare to question the great and powerful Oz!

    "The ‘tea parties’ being held today by groups of right-wing activists, and fueled by FOX News Channel, are an effort to mislead the public about the Obama economic plan that cuts taxes for 95 percent of Americans and creates 3.5 million jobs," Schakowsky said in a statement.

    "It’s despicable that right-wing Republicans would attempt to cheapen a significant, honorable moment of American history with a shameful political stunt," she added. "Not a single American household or business will be taxed at a higher rate this year. Made to look like a grassroots uprising, this is an Obama bashing party promoted by corporate interests, as well as Republican lobbyists and politicians.”

    This TEA Party was not organized or authorized by anyone other than the responsible people of this country who are sick and tired of know-it-alls like Jackoffsky bankrupting our children’s future! I didn’t receive any special email from Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. I didn’t get a phone call from Newt Gingrich or some fortune 500 company exec explaining where I had to be and why. It just so happens that these 5,000 plus people in Phoenix did it because they wanted to! I know that's a foreign concept to these moronic representatives from Illinois that people protest without receiving a check from ACORN, but they need to pull their heads out of their collective asses and get on board with what the majority of people in this country want… Responsible spending! Hopefully in 2010 the voters of Illinois will have enough sense to dump this loser.

    BTW: Did you see in the picture above that she is a member of the ‘Intelligence’ Committee? What an oxymoron! I think she’s had too many facelifts… If they pull that skin up any more, she’ll have a goatee!

    Let me remind this loony lefty about something she obviously has no expertise in… The constitution.

    Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    Who cares if this thing had been orchestrated by Limbaugh or Newt? The fact is we have a right to peaceably assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. I’m sure she feels differently about the marches and protests organized by Cindy Sheehan, ACORN, or Al Sharpton. By the way Gravyskin, you can get a free copy of the constitution at The Heritage Foundation.

    I have not heard any reports of groups trying to disrupt the activities, which is great! Now we can sit back and wait for the next big chance to send government our message of true hope and change… July 4th! See ya then!

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    Are Napolitano’s Birkenstocks too tight?

    by Al S. 15. April 2009 04:35
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    Crappy-Nappy pledging to “…do nothing about America’s security. So help me ACORN.”

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    Something must be cutting off circulation to her head. As an Arizona native, I have known for years that Janet Napolitano is nothing more than a seat warming do-nothing. Her only accomplishment was the knee-jerk reaction to renaming a state monument, and did so by skirting the laws. She was an absolute failure (just like her boss) when it came to handling the illegal immigration issue here in Arizona. National Guard troops were not allowed to fight back if attacked. They had to run like cowards rather than stand up and defend our borders. To take away the pride and honor of those fine men and women by not letting them do their job was a complete slap in the face. But hey, what did she care? She knew that if she was an obedient Obama lap dog, she would get a cushy job working for America’s mistake… And it worked. The only good thing is that it got her androgynous rear end out of Arizona!

    Now head of Homeland Security, Napolita-knownothing has taken the lessons not learned and expanded it on the federal level. It seems her office has determined that the biggest threat to America is not radical Islam or piracy or Iran or North Korea… No, the biggest threat to America is opposition to Obama’s misguided, dangerous, and delusional direction for America! I thought this was an April Fool’s joke when I read it, but it is the real deal!

    Extremism Report by Crappy-Nappy. Grade 3. Room 8

    I suppose its too much to ask of shim to actually put forth a reasonable assessment. She has squandered Arizona’s money and left us in dire debt, left our borders unsecure, and fought hard against the only person in the state doing anything to actually enforce immigration law, Sheriff Joe. But, hey, she’s the perfect person to protect America, right?

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