Not really, but I was going back and forth on another board with a guy regarding Obama’s abysmal record and complete defiance to the immigration issues affecting the southern border states.

Now that the Obama regime is refusing to show up for deportation hearings, numerous illegal's are being set free. I started thinking that maybe since King Barry and the royal family are now addicted to lavish, taxpayer funded vacations, we could trick him into thinking a Border Patrol office was a five-star hotel complete with Kobe beef, golf, and Paul McCartney! Maybe then he could bite his lower lip a-la Clinton and declare that he does, in fact, “feel your pain!”

Big surprise, a Clinton appointee hack has blocked some of the provisions of SB1070 from going into effect. Among them, requiring officers to check a person's immigration status while enforcing other laws. To me this is not a big deal, because it simply blocks the law from requiring them to check immigration status, which does not mean their status cannot be checked of their own volition.

She ruled that the controversial sections should be put on hold until the courts resolve the issues. Other provisions of the law, many of them procedural and slight revisions to existing Arizona immigration statute, will go into effect at 12:01 a.m.

There is a protest and march planned for tomorrow which should be interesting because our very own Sheriff Joe has said that he and his posse will be down there to arrest any illegal's on site. Thank God there is one entity in Arizona that is not hamstrung and crippled by federal do-nothings.

Hopefully this will make a quick round to a court where someone other than a Clinton retread will apply common sense and knowledge of the law to their decision. Then the task of actually enforcing a law already  on the books can commence, and perhaps our budget will look a little brighter when we’re not having to provide so many services to illegal's.

I’ve often wondered if people who are against SB1070 are against enforcing other laws like rape or racketeering? Aren’t those laws unfair to the people who commit those crimes? Aren’t they being oppressed and having their civil rights violated when a person is targeted simply because they committed these crimes? The FBI targets white males when there is a serial killer on the loose. Isn’t that an insulting affront to their human rights? After all they’re being targeted simply for being a certain color and sex! Morons…

I didn’t know this guy was still around. I remember the first time I heard him in the 70’s when he did that song “The Streak.” Since finding this video (thanks to Terry Gilberg at KFYI) I visited his website and saw he’s been a pretty busy guy these last few decades. This song, though, really hits the nail on the head. It is a satirical parody, but every point he makes is indisputable.

So please take a couple of minutes and enjoy. And when your done, visit his website. He’s got songs about Global Warming, the Constitution, and more. Sounds like my kinda guy!

I can’t get enough of this. Ever since Milwaukee County Board Supervisor Peggy West graced us all with her overwhelming and conclusive argument on why Milwaukee should boycott Arizona, the jokes keep coming.

Not to miss out on this trend, we sparked up PhotoShop and decided to have a little fun with our favorite geography expert.

I noticed that the YouTube video has been removed, so we had to update the link in our previous post.

Look for the next version of the Garmin GPS which features detailed mapping of states like Calitucky and Nebrakota.

Click on the picture at left to see the full size image! Enjoy.

Remember kids: Arizona is a border state.

This apparent shakedown of a GOP Senator seems to be par for the course (insert Obama golf joke here) when it comes to his style of ‘leadership’. The shakedown of BP, the promising of high office if certain Democrats drop out of races, and now the threat of non-support unless the great potentate gets support for his yet to be revealed amnesty plan, is just another notch in the counter of thug-like operations from what was promised to be the most ethical, open, and transparent administration in history!

Perhaps it’s because of the end of a three day weekend, or perhaps that I haven’t had much sleep, but making the rounds on the boards just now has put me in a ‘grumpier than usual’ mood. I’m really tired of having argued for weeks with people out of state that just don’t seem to understand or comprehend what it is that Arizona’s SB1070 is really about.

It started this afternoon when I began responding to a post on ABCNEWS. Some of the people responding were absolutely clueless in their comments and reactions to this legislation. Enough was enough. I deleted the comment and reached the conclusion that people who are so misguided and out of touch with this bill and the why and what it contains are either professional pot-stirrers, or idiots (libiots in this case).

Now, I hate to resort to name calling. I know on many posts I’ve affectionately referred to our illustrious POTUS as America’s mistake, NObama, empty suit, etc., but those are tongue in cheek references embedded in my ‘oh so obvious’ tongue in cheek posts. But this epidemic has reached the point where I decided to create a Jeff Foxworthy-esque list of SB1070 arguments that simply call the pot-stirrers out. There have been SO many opportunities for SB1070 critics to read the bill and actually think for a bit about what it includes. So, if after this amount of time you still don’t get it, then I’m sorry, but you are an idiot!

(Imagine me doing my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you think SB1070 is an anti immigration bill, you might be an idiot. Ask any level headed, responsible person who has actually read and understands the bill if this is aimed at stopping all immigration and they will look at you as if you were, in fact, an idiot. Having worked in IT the last 2 decades, I’ve had the pleasure of working with many immigrants that came here with work visa’s and actively pursued the American dream. Some took the final plunge and became citizens. All of them are more than welcomed by the fine people of Arizona. We are a state of ‘immigrants’. Most of us came to Arizona from some place else (I happen to be a native). We welcome any and all people to this wonderful state… as long as you do it legally!

If you think SB1070 fosters racial profiling, you might be an idiot. Even before the ink dried on this legislation, the race-baiters were coming out in full force ready to decry the racist elements in this bill. Their argument is based on their perception that this would foster racial profiling. My response: personal prejudices and beliefs can be fostered in ANY law. If police personnel have harbored these thoughts before, then they have already been applied. I would hope that any and all behavior like that is dealt with swiftly and harshly, and that those people would have already been weeded out of the police community. To think that this is suddenly going to turn the entire police force into racists is just idiotic.

If you think SB1070 requires you to carry special ‘papers’, you might be an idiot. This to me is the most laughable language that the libiots use. There are no special papers or documents if you are a citizen of the US. There are no special travel papers required to visit or drive through Arizona. You simply need to show a drivers license or state issued ID if you are pulled over or involved in a crime. What’s that? You don’t have any of those? Oh, well what are you doing out in public without any ID? I guess you deserve to be detained and held up while the police try and verify who you are… citizen or not! Oh, your not a citizen but are here on a work Visa? Did you know that it is federal law to carry your green card or other documentation with you 24/7! That fact there usually quiets them down and they immediately resort to the race card when confronted with that fact.

Like I said, I’m sorry for having resorted to name calling, but if you still cannot see this bill for what it is, an illegal immigration enforcement bill, then I’m afraid you are, in fact, an idiot. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to try and get some sleep in hopes that this mood will pass.

CAUTION: Laughable moment ahead. We’ve had a lot of fun on this board pointing out the lunacy and down right delusional behavior of our friends on the left, especially regarding SB1070. Right after the bill’s passage, there were threats of boycotts, cancellations, and reprisals.

Since then, Arizona has lost about $8 in revenue from these empty threat hooligans. So, to really teach us a lesson on how their boycott is going to punish us, they are holding a love-fest in Phoenix on May 29th. I’ve heard estimates from the organizers that tout there will be over 50,000 people in Phoenix on that day to support the boycott. The funny thing is, their showing their support for a boycott by NOT boycotting!

Where are all of these people going to sleep, eat, drink, and otherwise occupy their spare time in our fine state? Let’s do some math, shall we? 50,000 needing lodging for at least one night (cuz, y’know, protesting takes a lot out of you and you need a good solid nights sleep to regain your energy). Conservatively, let’s say that a room costs $75. Some will double up or sleep in their cars, so let’s just say that 15,000 of those 50,000 fine people get lodging. That’s a $1.125 MILLION dollar boost to our hotel industry. Wait… Did I do that right… 15… carry the 1… yep!

Now let’s add in the food costs. For those protesters coming here that may have left their government cheese at home, they will need a place to eat. Again, let’s be conservative (pun intended) and say they only eat 2 meals a day at a cost of $8 / meal. Believe me, these numbers are more than generous on their behalf. That means they will spend at least $1.6 MILLION on food! Now, I’m no math whiz, but that totals a minimum of $2.725 MILLION that this ‘boycott’ will bring into the state over the Memorial Day weekend!

I say bring on the protests and boycott’s! They seem to be helping our state and our cause while at the same time separating lunatics from their money! Look for Mayor Phil Gordon’s booth selling “I’m With Stupid” tee shirts.

In another pathetic attempt to make political correctness a higher priority than enforcing the law, the brain trust that have bankrupted California have now voted to boycott Arizona. I’ll get to the utter ridiculousness of it in a moment, but for now, here’s an excerpt from one of their Community Organizing background elected officials:

Los Angeles on Wednesday became the largest city yet to boycott Arizona over its tough new law targeting illegal immigration in a move that likely will affect some $8 million in contracts with the state.

The City Council voted 13-1 to bar Los Angeles from conducting business with Arizona unless the law is repealed. The vote followed an emotional council discussion during which many members noted that their ancestors were U.S. immigrants. "Los Angeles is the second-largest city in this country. An immigrant city, an international city needs to have its voice heard," Councilman Ed Reyes said.

"We must say stop… this is a law that we think is wrong. It's going in the wrong direction," Councilwoman Janice Hahn said.

The proposal could affect investments and contracts worth as much as $52 million, including contracts for airport, harbor and trucking services, according to a report from the city's chief legislative analyst. That report recommends the council consider suspending travel, cutting contracts and refraining from making any new ones with Arizona-based companies.

OK, and now for the laughable parts. You have to wonder what diploma mill these ‘geniuses’ got their degrees from, because Constitutional law was certainly not in their curriculum. First of all, Mexifornia… I mean California cannot alter or manipulate airport, harbor and trucking services! It is against federal law to impede interstate commerce! And that’s according to Los Angeles’s chief legislative analyst! Someone should send these LA libiots a copy of the constitution so they can actually speak with some semblance of intelligence. Of course, it’s also against the law to be in this country illegally, and we all know where California stands in support of that!

Don’t these buffoons running California have more pressing issues like the fact their state is bankrupt from their liberal and “illegal” friendly policies? Good luck supplying your cops with TASERs from another company since good ol’ Scottsdale is the only place they're made! I guess they can fight off violent crime with hugs and unicorns.

Don’t piss off Arizona too much, Cali, we might just decide to turn off your water and electricity!

Steve Nash, another expert in illegal immigration and it's effects on this state, is proud that the Suns will be sporting their new "Los Suns" attire at tonight's game to show their support for illegal immigration. Personally, I think they're going a little too far:

Isn't it great that a guy who makes millions of dollars for putting a ball in a hoop is suddenly an expert on Arizona's illegal immigration problem? He says that the law is 'not the way to go'. So let me get this straight, Steve, actually enforcing federal law is 'not the way to go'? Maybe Nash should focus on actually advancing in the playoffs instead of petering out in the second or third round like they usually do. The team will have plenty of time for philosophizing next week when they'll be off for the summer.

It's pathetic that the owner thinks it's better to be politically correct than just shut up and dribble the ball. Stop trying to appease and just win something for a change. That will grow your fan-base faster than any politically correct garbage ever will.

Politics doesn’t belong in sports, and the misguided leadership of the Suns are doing more to drive fans away than sway people to go along with their jaded and narrow minded view of this law.

You never really know how qualified someone is to represent your country, state, or community until you see their reaction to various legislative actions. Case in point: It took Arizona’s passage of SB1070 to bring to light the gross incompetence of Raul Grijalva.

You have to wonder just how someone that is this clueless managed to not only run for national office, but also win. Here’s some of the lunacy from Raul.

After passage of SB1070, Raul and another misguided, constitutionally challenged ‘representative’ signed a letter asking the great and powerful Obama to intervene, wave his magic wand, and make this law disappear.

The problem with that, Raul, is a little thing called the 10th amendment… Otherwise known as “States Rights.” Had you bothered to take some sort of civics or history class at whatever diploma mill you graduated from, you would know that the federal government has limited power to only those specifically granted to it by the constitution.

That’s not the last we heard from this great ‘representative’ from Arizona. He also went on a campaign to tell businesses and tourists to avoid the state... A state he represents. He is actively driving revenue away from a state he claims to represent and care about. Let’s hope this encourages groups like La Raza to stop visiting Arizona. In that case, keep spreading the word, Raul.

This idiocy would be laughable if it wasn’t true. The sad thing is that we have clueless and dangerous elected officials who obviously do not represent the people of their district, since over 70% of Arizonan’s agree with SB1070!

Way to go, Raul. Your helping the conservative 2010 movement more than you’ll ever know. You’ll have plenty of time to ponder your inadequacies once the people of district 7 realize your not looking out for their best interests.