Over the last year or so we've been treated to witnessing the myth of Global Warming coming apart at the seams. Cap and Trade looks like it's going the way of the dinosaur (insert GW pun here) and Al Gore is scrambling to keep his income sufficient enough to heat and cool his mansion and fly private jets everywhere he goes. But alas, any shred of credibility he may have had left has now evaporated in light of his little tryst with a masseuse.
Washington Examiner:
The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president's story that he and wife Tipper simply "grew apart" after 40 years of marriage.
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. "He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis," she recalled, "and said to me, 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone." When she pulled back, Gore "angrily raged" and "bellowed" at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was "as though he had very suddenly switched personalities," she recalled, "and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there."
“Chakra," in Gore's new-agey jargon, refers to the body's "energy centers," which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. "This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting," she told police, "put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something."